A month and half ago,
thousands of Italians in Tuscany and
millions of Pinoys on YouTube were moved to tears when

CHARICE sang with ANDREA BOCELLI,





Today,
OPRAH introduced our country’s next superstar
(with a beaming David Foster on piano. wow!)





to the rest of the world, in the inimitable manner
that only Ms. Winfrey is capable of…







get your hankies and kleenex ready, everyone!





And by everyone, I mean the whole world!
Check out: “The Most Talented Girl in the World”

Chat about Charice at Oprah.com



Seriously, get those tissues now.
You’ll need to wipe your eyes.




PART 1: Charice & Oprah






PART 2: Charice & Celine





p.s.
The CELINE-CHARICE Madison Square Garden Duet
will be shown on Oprah’s September 19 episode.


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We’ve been dreaming of this for 21 long years…


NBA FINALS - BEST OF SEVEN 

Manila Schedule on BTV and C/S:
all games LIVE at 9:00am,
replays at 9:30pm

Friday, June 6 : L.A. Lakers at Boston Celtics
Monday, June 9 : L.A. Lakers at Boston Celtics
Wednesday, June 11 : Boston Celtics at L.A. Lakers
Friday, June 13 : Boston Celtics at L.A. Lakers
#Monday, June 16 : Boston Celtics at L.A. Lakers

#Wednesday, June 18 : L.A. Lakers at Boston Celtics
#Friday, June 20 : L.A. Lakers at Boston Celtics

# if necessary

>>> my fearless forecast : LAKERS in SIX!!!!

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Earlier today,
a grizzled veteran of the Rock & Roll clubs

(CalJam!!! Strawberry Fields!!!)
along Magsaysay Avenue in Olongapo City
back when Subic was still a U.S. Base,

made his American Television debut
as the lead singer of JOURNEY
in the ELLEN show.

So how did Ellen’s crowd react?
They went absolutely NUTS for our Kabayan!!!

ARNEL PINEDA
tore through the classic rocker "Separate Ways",
and shone in a new "Faithfully"-style ballad,
"After All These Years".

And everyone had the same amazed reaction:
"If I close my eyes,
I could swear that it was Steve Perry’s
soaring vocal that I was hearing!!!"

But don’t take my word for it,
watch it here at
Why Not Coconut’s E News!!!

I first saw this boy from ‘gapo sing live
back at the very first San Miguel UltraStorm
over twenty years ago,

and even then, despite being "only" the front act
for more established bands like The Dawn and Rage,

Arnel Pineda and the Amo Band
stole the show with his "Bohemian Rhapsody",
and yes, even then, on that stormy night in 1987,
he already showcased his inner Steve Perry
when he blasted through "Open Arms" at the ULTRA.


Two decades and millions of YouTube hits later,
he’s taken the place of Mr. Perry as lead vocalist
for this new JOURNEY album that will be realeased on June 3:

So how did our talented Mr. Pineda
make his ultimate JOURNEY
from Zambales to Los Angeles?

We all know about the YouTube story,
but there’s another cool tale to be told:

the e-mail below is supposedly from a Consul
at the American Embassy on Roxas Boulevard,

and it details how Arnel met his first American fan
on the way to getting his U.S. Visa.

It sounds plausible enough,
(NIV = Non-Immigrant Visa)
and if this is indeed a true story,
it can only add to the Legend of Arnel Pineda.

Please take the time to read it, it’s truly the
ROCK & ROLL DREAMS COME TRUE feel good e-mail of the year ",)

Subject: Funny story…..

..and apparently true..

From an A-100 colleague..

I have a nice holiday story to share:
(Apologies to Snider who’s now heard this 14 times,
but hey, your stories aren’t getting any newer.)

Months ago a band shows up at my window.
It was Lemons and Oranges, or something fruity.
Asked why they would play a concert in Seattle.
They claimed some following there. I asked about their music;
looked at their posters, CDs, etc.

At the end of the interview, they were saying,
"come out and see our show tonight."
This invite was probably due to my withering questioning,
and since they thought they were hot stuff, pride was wounded,
etc. etc.

It turned out that the venue is actually on the way home
from the Embassy, only ten minutes away. So I says,
"I can’t take any free tickets yada yada yada but maybe I’ll pop in."

It was a Friday. I went with two LES.
We got a table, ordered some beer, fried chicken and so on.
The opening band comes on. They were called "Zoo"–
this I’m sure of, since I’m from Kalamazoo, the name stuck.

The Zoo starts rocking out to 70/80s tunes,
like Foreigner, Night Ranger, etc.

But the coup de grace was indisputably when they busted out Journey.

I mean, the singer was not just good–
95% of all Filipinos are good singers–
he was really dern good. I couldn’t shut up about it.

I was telling anyone who would listen,
"Dude, not only does this guy have pipes, and range,
he’s got perfect pitch. He has only missed a few notes
on some of the hardest power ballads in schlock n roll history."

The LES grudgingly agreed, but they’ve been desensitized
to the regular displays of amazing karaoke you get in Manila,
so maybe they were just humoring me.

Since I’m from Michigan,
I had an older brother who sported a mullet and wore softball t-shirts.
His first 8-track was Styx.
Ted Nugent is referred to simply as the Nuge, or Uncle Ted.
The Silver Bullet invokes Bob Seger not Coors.

In short, I’m qualified to judge this kind of thing.
The performance was poignant for me…
Images of Camaros and pegged jeans danced in my head…
definitely surreal.

Then.. then!… Lemons and Oranges comes on and, frankly,
they were a bit of a let down.
I mean, their music was Edie Brickel / Natalie Merchantesque.
And that’s fine –it has its place–
but let’s be clear: it is a metaphysical transgression
to go from Journey’s "Separate Ways" into Lisa Loeb’s "Stay…"

The next week I’m sitting at an NIV window
next to a soon-to-be legend of an officer name Singer.
Singer and I were doing FMJs
and so we would trade off regular NIV applicants
occassionally so that we got fair share of student visas.

Singer loves the three things: the FAM,
movie quotes that might cost him an EEO violation someday,
and cases that make sense.
Things that don’t make sense, make Singer an unhappy man.

I hear Singer say,
"Journey? The band Journey?"
He flips through papers. He sounds unhappy.

I butt in: "What’s that all about?"

He turns off his mic and looks over at me.
"I don’t know. This guys says he’s going to try out for Journey."

I’m puzzled. "Journey? The band JOURNEY?"

Singer goes, "That’s what I just said, [EXPLETIVE]!"

"Great, another nutjob. I’ll take it."
Singer takes my student, I take the nutjob.

I look over his stuff and say "purpose of travel?" and all that.
I start to scrutinize more carefully and realize
its the guy I saw from the night before.

"Hey, does your band play at Bagaberde?.. ."

He confirms and he goes on to tell me the story of how
he uploaded some clips of his band that he recorded to YouTube
and contacted Journey’s manager,
having heard they were looking for a new singer.

He says they called him up and invited him to the U.S. to try out.
Given the malarkey you get at a Manila NIV window,
this story only got points for being original.
He produced some flimsy emails and letters, etc.

So I go, in my best dubious voice,
"Yeah? let’s hear Wheels in the Sky!"

He belts it out for the whole waiting room and for the staff to hear
(I made sure to take off my headset and let the speaker play it
because what I was really doing was covering my butt).

I said,
"Look sir, there isn’t a person in this Embassy
who would believe that story–
going to try out for Journey!–
not a soul would believe that.

Except for me.

I saw you sing last Friday
and I couldn’t shut up about how your vocals were perfect Steve Perry.

So I tell you what.
I’m giving you that visa.
You’re going to try out.
And you’re going to make it…."

And the rest is rock n roll history, my friends:

Happy holidays!

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By all means, watch this movie…
but dial down your expectations to PHANTOM MENACE levels,

so that you don’t feel too bad about how George Lucas
again somehow managed to partly ruin another
of your precious childhood movie memories!!!

"MAKING A MOLEHILL OUT OF A MOUNTAIN"
(you’ll understand exactly what I mean
once you finish watching the movie,
and consider how this one compares,
literally and figuratively,
with the three that came before it)

Well, first the GOOD:

1. the theme music still made me giddy with anticipation

2. there are a LOT of cool homages to Raiders of the Lost Ark
(the secret government warehouse!!!
indy’s classroom!!!
the red lines moving across an old-fashioned map!!!)

3. Sean Connery appears somewhere in the movie

4. the Paramount Pictures logo once again
dissolves into a scene to start the movie

5. the retro look of the cinematography
in the first 30 minutes is gorgeous;
Indy 4 looks exactly like a motion picture shot in
Eastman Color sometime in the ’50s!!!

6. Harrison Ford is still packs the best punch in the movies.

7. Banana Republic will sell a lot of clothes again…..

Then, the BAD:

1. Seriously now,
I can’t see the Spielberg touch in this movie,
this is all wooden-dialogue clunky-action Lucas.

It took them almost two decades to come up with this?

2. And what a waste
of the extraterrestial possibilities of Area 51!!

What happened to the mind-blowing Sci-Fi mystique
in movies like E.T., Close Encounters of the Third Kind,
and the original StarWars trilogy?!??!!

Instead, George and Steven deliver
a very murky, disjointed, exposition-heavy story
that makes the X-Files mythology seem simple by comparison.

But X-Files intrigued;
this "new mystery" is intriguingly unsatisfying.

I can’t fathom how Lucas and Spielberg thought
that something that looks exactly like Homer’s x-ray
could be the critical "lost treasure" focal point
that would make for an exciting movie.

3. Indy’s trademark hat still looks great,
but that’s about the only thing from the previous three films
that’s retained its shape.

4. The wisecracks which used to be whipsmart?
Now, just limp, forced, over-scripted retorts.
*and not enough cracking of the whip*

5. Shia LeBouf is a far, far cry from River Phoenix.

6. The breathtaking, organic Action Sequences
which used to be the standard by which all movies were measured?

It’s all CGI now, baby!!!!
No more great stunts, just a lot of obvious moving pixels.

The previous movies’ action scenes
served to drive the plot forward;
(the mine sequence in Temple of Doom!!!)


but while those were edge-of-your-seat fun,
some of the scenes in the new film
are just squirm-in-your-seat ridiculous!

One chase scene is lifted straight off
The Return of the Jedi;
but this time, the green screen seams are way too obvious.
And instead of cute Ewoks, we have cute monkeys….

7. and when a key player starts emulating Johnny Weismuller
(Google him if you’re not familiar with his name),
at that point, Indy 4 jumps the shark.

and finally, THE UGLY:

Karen Allen is as misused here as Helen Mirren
was in National Treasure II: Book of Secrets;
all unconvincing, suddenly goo-goo eyes at her long-lost lover,
Harrison Ford, who does his best Jon Voight….

and those are not the only similarities between
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
and that horrid, predictable, formulaic, Nicholas Cage movie.

ooooppppssss….

that was a bit of a spoiler!!!

I better STOP right here.

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a sea of happy faces at HOOTERS by the bay…

The members of QUIAPO DVD,
the yahoogroup dedicated to all things DiBiDi,
were fortunate enough to get the best table in the House of Wings,

and we arrived early enough to meet the last lady left
from the U.S. Launch Team, the dazzling DIANA!!!

No wonder Aidan looked positively delighted.
I now know how the little dude felt at Hooters!

Speaking of which, I was talking to his awesome daddy,
and we were both bewildered by the sheer number of too-cruel
and vitriolic comments addressed to the Hooters Girls whose pictures
were posted in Anton’s review in Our Awesome Planet.

There have been quite a number of uncalled for insults
from some "haters", and frankly, I don’t see the need,
nor the relevance of these severely anti-Filipino comments.

True, not all of the Hooters Pinays might live up to that
"mestiza" ideal of beauty; but hey, to each his, or her own.

I saw most of the ladies up close, and met a few of them,
and they are, to a woman, all wonderful and very pleasant.

Our Hooters Girl MADEL was so nice,
and we took so many pictures with her,
we now want to put up her website!
(see post immediately below)

They have honest jobs, earn decent incomes,
and have lots of fun, and spread lots of smiles while at it.

And just because they don’t all look like Marian Rivera,
they get insulted in ways that would make Simon Cowell cringe?

And insulted by their fellow Pinoys at that.

Malu Fernandez, what have you wrought?!?!?!

Seriously,
all you "Shallow Hals"?

SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!

My buddy Roque Jr. gave the most intelligent and fair-minded
assessment of the Hooters Girls:

"I thought the girls were great-looking and
ethnically representative of the Filipina;
whoever was hiring took efforts not to discriminate
against height, color and other physical features."

Excellent point, sir. I agree completely.

And after that spicy appetizer,
on to the main course:

THE ALMOST WORLD FAMOUS CHICKEN WINGS!!!

Forget the "Mild", ignore the "Medium";
go ahead and order the 20-piece "HOT" Wing platter.
I promise, you won’t regret it:

just the right amount of heat,
extremely tasty & crispy skin,
and moist, tender meat.

Addicting, and perfect with my beloved Pale Pilsen.

And I love the fact that all tables
come equipped with these hefty napkins
for you to use after you lick your fingers!

Don’t ignore the burgers either;
the "burjer" experts in our group were very pleasantly surprised
by the humongous all-beef patties;
juicy, and with just the right bite.

All San Miguel Beers at only P45.00,
bottomless iced tea and sodas for only P85.00,
The Best Chicken Wings in Manila, bar none,
and awesome Hooters Burgers…

a naughty but nice atmosphere
punctuated by hourly Y.M.C.A. dance dance revolutions,
a dozen plasma TVs showing the NBA play-offs,
a classic Rock and Roll soundtrack

(including "Those Magic Changes and other songs from GREASE!),

HOOTERS
really is our Happiest Place on Earth!!!

HOOTERS Philippines
San Miguel by the Bay, Mall of Asia

> it’s the last building on the strip,
in the area behind the IMAX theater

www.hootersphilippines.com

p.s.


Yup, definitely an awesome view for the Pyro Olympics;
inside or outside Hooters, the sights are spectacular!

www.MADEL.com






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In his 12th year in the NBA,
the world’s best basketball player
finally gets his recognition…


28.3 points


6.3 rebounds


5.4 assists


1.84 steals


MVP!!!

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JUMP THE SHARK:

It’s a defining moment when you know that your
favorite television program has reached its peak.
That instant when you know from now on, it’s all downhill.

The phrase derives from a scene in the three-part ‘Hollywood’ episode
of the American TV series Happy Days, broadcast in September 1977.
The scene has ‘The Fonz’ (Henry Winkler), water skiing -
unaccountably still wearing his trademark leather jacket -

and jumping over a shark.


Paula babbled like a confused New Age Cardiologist:
"I saw your soul…"
"I felt your heart…",

Simon blatantly lied about Archuleta
"crushing the competition",

and this was the night I totally lost respect for Randy Jackson….

if it sounds like a pimp,
acts like a pimp, looks exactly like a pimp,
nakanampochah,

Randy must be a pimp…
David Archuleta’s Pimp!!!

Come on!!!
This was supposed to be "Rock & Roll Hall of Fame" Night!!

Heartbreak Hotel is a rock classic.
Blue Suede Shoes is seminal rock & roll.

Love Me Tender is an Elvis classic,
but it is definitely, completely, absolutely NOT Rock!!!

And a sappy, corny version was Archuleta’s song choice?

Please stop pimping and forcing Disney Boy down our throats;
THAT may just be the reason for
the apparent mental and musical breakdown of Jason Castro
who looks and sounds like he just doesn’t care anymore,
and can’t wait to get out of the show.

Archuleta’s infinite cheesiness has almost ruined the show for me,
and judging by the sinking ratings this year,
this incessant fake praise of a mediocre teenstar wannabe
is ruining it for millions more.

SHEESSHHHHHHH.


David Cook is my favorite show’s only chance for salvation!!!

(his weak Hungry Like The Wolf notwithstanding;
sorry, but Le Bon is untouchable!!!)

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"The original Krispy Kreme doughnut,
filled with zesty strawberry or creamy blueberry,
hand-dipped in cream cheese icing,
topped with whipped cream,
glazed strawberries or blueberry,
and sprinkled with graham cracker crunch."

WOW.

I can only react the way Johnny Bravo used to…

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It’s a MARVEL-ous World!!!

THE INCREDIBLE HULK
opens in the Philippines
on Independence Day, and then…

from Entertainment Weekly:

Marvel Studios has set a date for the sequel to
IRON MAN:

April 30, 2010

Meanwhile,
the comic-book-based entertainment company
has unveiled the roster of superhero movies
it plans to release during the next three years:

THOR
June 4, 2010
(with Stardust’s Matthew Vaughn on board to direct)

The First Avenger:
CAPTAIN AMERICA

May 6, 2011

and all together in
THE AVENGERS
July 2011
(Iron Man, the Incredible Hulk, Captain America, and Thor
in one magnificent, marvelous movie)

and finally,
just to make the Marvel Purist happily geekified,
and to stay true to the very first Avengers comic book…

ANT-MAN
— In development
(with Hot Fuzz’s Edgar Wright attached to write and direct)

"Excelsior!"

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HULK SMASH!!!

After the overwrought, over-dramatic Ang Lee version,
MARVEL comes roaring back with the definitive movie about
The Not-So-Jolly Green Giant!!!

And just like NICK FURY did in IRON MAN,
watch out for another way cool crossover:

Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark
(brandishing a scotch, not clad in hot rod red)
makes a cameo appearance in

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